Stupid Meme, Applied to Real People

You know about the stupidly short marriage of some Kim person?

I just found a "Kardashian Calculator," and discovered that my parents have been married for

289.53 Kardashians

 And my mom only had ONE wedding dress.  

[Steven here: The KD is not only a unit of measurement for time, but also of public interest in a topic entirely uninteresting.]

[Kate here:  Duh. It's not "KD." It's "KIU."  "Kardashian International Units."