You know that word that's so overused, "ridonkulous"?
If you apply the same idea (replacing the "ick" sound with "onk") to other words, you can get some funny results.
Wonked Witch of the West
Tonket to Ride
Tonkle Me Elmo
Pronk your finger on the spindle of the spinning wheel and die.
Flonk your Bonk
Matronkulate into college
I want spronkles!